my face when Americans call chips “French fries”

my face when Americans call crisps “chips”

my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”

my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams “cars”

my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”

my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes “computers”

my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”

my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cords”

my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “hamburger”

my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers “ink pens”

my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”

my face when Americans call a breaddystack a “sandwich”

my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers “keyboards”

my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “peanut butter and jelly”

my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”

my face when Americans call a knittedly wittedly sheepity sleepity a “sweater”

my face when Americans call a rickedy-pop a “gear shift”

my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a “cookie”

my face when Americans call pee pee friction pleasure “sex”

my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”

my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”

my face when Americans call an electric ceiling candle a “light”

my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”

my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a “snake”

my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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