In this difficult election year, I’ve decided to make my life simple by not taking certain people seriously any more.

People I No Longer Take Seriously:

• The guy that invented the word “webinar”
• Anyone who’s trying to keep up with the Kardashians
• Kardashians
• Anyone who thinks wrestling is real and climate change is not
• Anyone who describes themselves as a “solopreneur”
• People who need a recipe to make smores
• Anybody who buys organically grown food because “it’s good for the planet” and then drives home in a Hummer
• White people who say “I’m sure Trump didn’t mean all the racist stuff he said during the election.”

I’m sure this list will continue to grow, alas.

• People who use the word “impactful”

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