This post is a parody of my “How to Get Help from a Help Forum” post. Since some people find themselves offended by it, I thought I would create a special set of rules and guidelines just for them. If you don’t understand what parody is, please don’t read this post. You’ll just get your …read more…
Silent Noise Project #005

Welcome to Episode #5 of the Silent Noise Project. It’s snowing in here. How cheesy is that? [Update as of 20 January 2012: No, it isn’t snowing any more. It was cheesy. And it interfered.] This was originally going to be the “Quantum Mechanics and Red Leicester” episode, in honor of Monty Python’s cheese shop …read more…
Friday Links #002
This week’s list of links are short because I just didn’t have the time. Maybe next week…who knows? But I like what is here: Alex of Flight Path explains stupid, ridiculous red-tape to his four-year-old son Robert. Here’s a cute take on the browser playground war. Do people think your writing is too well-written? Do …read more…
at&t’s rebate express
I’m writing this post at the library, because I don’t have internet access at home. I don’t have internet access at home because AT&T cut it off on Tuesday because I hadn’t paid the bill. I don’t blame them one bit for this, because paying the bill is my responsibility, and since I didn’t have …read more…
freelance follies, part one point six

Earlier, I wrote about the quick response I got from TextBroker. In that post, I noted how even though it was taking them forever to rate my articles, they were able to respond to my email in less than 24 hours. Here’s where it gets weird. A couple of weeks after they sent me that …read more…
which superhero are you?
So I took this quiz thing on the internet (which means it is completely legitimate and totally accurate, right?) Your results: You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 75% Superman 65% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 60% Batman 60% Supergirl 60% Robin 50% Hulk 50% Iron Man 50% Wonder Woman 30% Catwoman 25% Hot-headed. You have strong …read more…
Friday Links #1
In general, I am loathe to put a lot of links on this blog because a lot of them just die faster than the speed of meme. But sometimes I come across stuff that I could share on Twitter or Facebook, but that’s a lot of work keeping track of all of that, and someone …read more…
$1200 worth of adventures in retail-land
Today was officially a good day, since I had a job interview after work, and was immediately offered the position. Good things about this job: It’s for a very good company (I checked this out) that has an excellent retention rate. It’s retail, and I got mad skillz at working retail, because I have really …read more…
introducing…Vice President Pikachu!
As an example of the level that political discourse has sunk to in the United States (in which it is no longer necessary for those aspiring to the presidency to bother to check their sources), Herman Cain has told audiences (more than once apparently): “A poet once said, ‘life can be a challenge, life can …read more…