Which songs get stuck in my head? And how long do they stay there? (Also, the answer to question “Why don’t you have a Spotify subscription?”)
Posts contained in the “Humor” category:
How to Translate Job Descriptions
The business world has its own weird way of communicating. It likes jargon and coded language. But never fear! Here is a translation of some of the most common phrases and expressions you’re likely to see in a job description. “Challenging personalities” — You will work with assholes. All day, every day. “We’re looking for …read more…
How to Translate Business Emails
The business world has its own weird way of communicating. It likes jargon and coded language. But never fear! Here is a translation of some of the most common phrases and expressions you’re likely to see in an email. “Thanks in advance” — Get this done by the time I hit “send”. “Thanks for your …read more…
Literally everything you need to know about conspiracy theories
You’re welcome.
Need to Press Paws
I have recently found out that Not Always Right (as in “the customer is not always right”) is a delightful way to spend a few hours. Originally dedicated to tales from The Retail Wars, it later expanded to include stories about people being absolutely awesome (such as the story about the child who had never …read more…
Stayin’ Alive
This dog has more chill than I will ever have, alas.
The Word Machine
2020 has been a busy year for me. I’m hoping that things slow down a bit in 2021 and I get to be more creative. Anyway, I ran across The Word Machine, by Timo Van Neerden. (It’s part of his web tools package, which you can find here.) In no time at all, I came …read more…
Old Saturday Night Live Sketches
These are old. And not politically correct. But are they funny? Yes, they are funny. Also, King Tut is my favorite honkey. I needed this. I’m guessing you did too. Better, more innocent times. Jon Lovitz is the best Satan: Coneheads + Family Feud = Comedy Gold! As a kid, I won this album in …read more…
Humor in the time of Corona Virus
Because it’s necessary to laugh every once in a while.
Love in the Time of Toilet Paper
So…my local library challenged us to take the title of a book and replace one word with “toilet paper.” As it turns out, this is a lot of fun. Here’s the list I came up with. Can you remember which word was replaced? Love in the Time of Toilet Paper by Gabriel García Márquez Their …read more…
The Dolly Parton Challenge
I did the Dolly Parton challenge. Did I do it right?
My life…
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more accurate depiction of my life right now.
