So…my local library challenged us to take the title of a book and replace one word with “toilet paper.”

As it turns out, this is a lot of fun. Here’s the list I came up with. Can you remember which word was replaced?

  • Love in the Time of Toilet Paper by Gabriel García Márquez
  • Their Eyes Were Watching Toilet Paper by Zora Neale Hurston
  • Salem’s Toilet Paper by Stephen King
  • Gulliver’s Toilet Paper by Jonathan Swift
  • Portnoy’s Toilet Paper by Philip Roth
  • Toilet Paper Farm by George Orwell
  • The Call of the Toilet Paper by Jack London
  • To the Toilet Paper by Virginia Woolf
  • On the Toilet Paper: The Original Scroll by Jack Kerouac
  • The Toilet Paper of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark
  • The Toilet Paper Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
  • One Hundred Years of Toilet Paper by Gabriel García Márquez
  • The Toilet Paper and the Fury by William Faulkner
  • Lord of the Toilet Paper by William Golding
  • Wuthering Toilet Paper by Emily Brontë
  • The Scarlet Toilet Paper by Nathaniel Hawthorne
  • The Strange Toilet Paper of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
  • The Toilet Paper of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
  • The Toilet Paper in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
  • Brave New Toilet Paper by Aldous Huxley
  • Tinker Tailor Soldier Toilet Paper by John Le Carré
  • Pilgrim’s Toilet Paper by John Bunyan
  • In Search of Lost Toilet Paper by Marcel Proust
  • The Divine Toilet Paper by Dante Alighieri
  • Heart of Toilet Paper by Joseph Conrad
  • A Portrait of the Toilet Paper as a Young Artist by James Joyce
  • The Satanic Toilet Paper by Salman Rushdie
  • The Canterbury Toilet Paper by Geoffrey Chaucer
  • A Farewell to Toilet Paper by Ernest Hemingway
  • The Remains of the Toilet Paper by Kazuo Ishiguro
  • Of Toilet Paper and Men by John Steinbeck
  • The Toilet Paper of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Toilet Paper 451 by Ray Bradbury
  • The Toilet Paper Machine by H.G. Wells
  • Toilet Paper in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein
  • The End of the Toilet Paper by Graham Greene

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