So…my local library challenged us to take the title of a book and replace one word with “toilet paper.”

As it turns out, this is a lot of fun. Here’s the list I came up with. Can you remember which word was replaced?

• Love in the Time of Toilet Paper by Gabriel García Márquez
• Their Eyes Were Watching Toilet Paper by Zora Neale Hurston
• Salem’s Toilet Paper by Stephen King
• Gulliver’s Toilet Paper by Jonathan Swift
• Portnoy’s Toilet Paper by Philip Roth
• Toilet Paper Farm by George Orwell
• The Call of the Toilet Paper by Jack London
• To the Toilet Paper by Virginia Woolf
• On the Toilet Paper: The Original Scroll by Jack Kerouac
• The Toilet Paper of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark
• The Toilet Paper Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
• One Hundred Years of Toilet Paper by Gabriel García Márquez
• The Toilet Paper and the Fury by William Faulkner
• Lord of the Toilet Paper by William Golding
• Wuthering Toilet Paper by Emily Brontë
• The Scarlet Toilet Paper by Nathaniel Hawthorne
• The Strange Toilet Paper of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
• The Toilet Paper of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
• The Toilet Paper in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
• Brave New Toilet Paper by Aldous Huxley
• Tinker Tailor Soldier Toilet Paper by John Le Carré
• Pilgrim’s Toilet Paper by John Bunyan
• In Search of Lost Toilet Paper by Marcel Proust
• The Divine Toilet Paper by Dante Alighieri
• Heart of Toilet Paper by Joseph Conrad
• A Portrait of the Toilet Paper as a Young Artist by James Joyce
• The Satanic Toilet Paper by Salman Rushdie
• The Canterbury Toilet Paper by Geoffrey Chaucer
• A Farewell to Toilet Paper by Ernest Hemingway
• The Remains of the Toilet Paper by Kazuo Ishiguro
• Of Toilet Paper and Men by John Steinbeck
• The Toilet Paper of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
• Toilet Paper 451 by Ray Bradbury
• The Toilet Paper Machine by H.G. Wells
• Toilet Paper in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein
• The End of the Toilet Paper by Graham Greene

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