I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more accurate depiction of my life right now.
Posts contained in the “Humor” category:
plenty of fish in the sea…
Plenty of other fish in the sea…
word to your mother…
Oh, the huge manatee…
My face when Americans…
my face when Americans call chips “French fries” my face when Americans call crisps “chips” my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars” my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams “cars” my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks” my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes “computers” my face when Americans call meat water “gravy” …read more…
Throwback Thursday #1
When I first established this blog, I had no idea what to do with it, so I just posted a bunch of funny images (mostly Star Wars memes) I found on a website far, far away. We’re going to go back to those days for just a moment. Anyway, this one time on Reddit, someone posted this: …read more…
Today is Monday, July 3, 2017
Here are ten things. Enjoy. 1. I spent Canada Day like a true American That is, I spent most of the day shopping. It wasn’t my choice, but there you are. Eventually, all Americans end up at the mall and/or the liquor store. 2. I woke up alone and embarrassed… I had jury duty earlier …read more…
How to Interact with White People
Well, it seems that the Trump presidency is a thing now. It’s hard to believe that the United States has its first white president, and he’s a Christian, to boot. Soon, white people will rise to the forefront of the power base in the United States, and they will be everywhere. Because of that, I wrote this …read more…
The Ongoing Saga of the Cream Cheese
Every once in a while, one of my coworkers will get up fifteen minutes early, stop by our local Temple of Bread, and pick up three dozen bagels and some cream cheese to share with the rest of us. For fifteen or twenty minutes they are our hero, but then, bagels devoured, we slink off …read more…
People I No Longer Take Seriously
In this difficult election year, I’ve decided to make my life simple by not taking certain people seriously any more. People I No Longer Take Seriously: The guy that invented the word “webinar” Anyone who’s trying to keep up with the Kardashians Kardashians Anyone who thinks wrestling is real and climate change is not Anyone who describes …read more…
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